Im a bad man and so are you!

45 people got let go in my office today. Well the people on the third floor. I only know about 4 of them and when I say know them I mean I know them to see. Anyway im on the late shift this week and you know what happens on the late shift? I get bored and change keys on people's keyboards and reroute their phones and stuff like that.

Well anyone who has worked in an office knows what happens when someone leaves a company. You take their office shit. So this evening I went upstairs in the lift and treated myself to a beautiful leather whose your daddy chair, that was specifically bought for some dude who had broken his back before. Its very comfy.

Not wanting to be out done, one of my colleagues helped himself to two 19 inch dell monitors and replaced them with one 15 inch Nec and one 14 inch no name piece of shit.

Well Tommy from accounts wasn't having any of this. He wandered upstairs to see what he could come back with.

A PINK FUCKING STABLER!

Then I remembered something horrifying

"Wasn't there a girl sitting at the desk where that pink stabler was?"

Tommy: "Yeah but she was just backing up her personals, so I asked could I have it and she started crying."

Im staring at him in disbelief, he goes back to banging his keyboard.

Its true what they say ACCOUNTANTS ARE WANKERs and if they dont say that Tommy its just you!