Before anyone asks!
"In the United Kingdom, garden leave (or gardening leave) describes the practice whereby an employee who is leaving a job (having resigned or otherwise been terminated) is instructed to stay away from work during their notice period, while still remaining on the payroll. This practice is often used to prevent employees from taking with them up-to-date (and perhaps sensitive) information when they leave their current employer, especially when they are leaving to join a competitor."
So im sat at home drinking tea, lovely! My damn laptop is in some factory being pulled apart and repaired. We dont have tv in this flat because Wilson is refusing to pay the tv license so we watch everything on another flatmates 32 inch dell monitor which is hooked up to megatron his computer. Megatron has fuckin died after an upgrade to some crazy processor he couldnt handle.
This leaves me very very bored. You might see me dressed as a Ronald McDonald in a McDonalds near you very soon. I was working as a Santa on Monday but apparently your not allowed call a toddler a little shit rag when he pisses on your knee. Oh well, onwards and upwards.
coke, mousse and snes
8 years ago