Friday, 11 March 2011

Winding up Paddy Power

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me: withdraw isnt working
im getting errors
can you manually send $30 to my account

James F: Good evening
There is an issue with the payment gateway at the moment which is affecting transfers and deposits. The issue is on our side and we are trying to get it resolved. We are really sorry about this and once the issue is addressed all transfers, withdrawals and deposits will go through. We appreciate your understanding with this

Me: Im not understanding this is terrible
i need to buy my kids dinner tomorrow

James F: I understand but we hope for it to go through soon

Me: how soon? i cant stand baked beans again, saturdays usually a treat

James F: I was to give you a timescale it would be a lie

Me: Id prefer if you lied, at least i could dream of liver and onions then
Bit of gravy too maybe

James F: I understand but we have no idea at the moment

Me: ah man, come on im fuckin Hank
you know Hank Marvin

James F: Nothing can be done about this at present

Me: is this to do with the recession
shortage of staff?

James F: It is just down to the payment server going down and all customers being affected

Me : got let go myself, awful awful awful.
have they tried turning it off and on

James F: I am sorry to hear that. I am sure they engineers are doing everything they can

Me : no likey no lighty

Sunday, 6 March 2011

Duck Tales, Oo-oo

Im still filling my flat with crap from the 80s. Im getting a pretty large collection of old Nes games from Ebay. Duck tales arrived in the post the other day and it is a classic. You stroll around as Scrooge McDuck who in spite of all his billions wants to stroll around such dangerous places as the amazon armed only with his cane which he uses as a weapon, tool and pogo stick.

This game was hugely successful and the morale of the story kids is that even if your a billionaire its ok to go out and kill a few tribes and steal their gold. Happy hunting, im off to the Himalayas to steal the lost Crown of Genghis Khan.