Monday 11 May 2009

Fuck the Credit Crunch Volume 1




Here is a perfectly normal thing to do during a credit crunch. Spending $17,030 on a computer. Unfortunately my house got burgled and those fuckers took my ps3 and my laptop. Shame they didnt take Aaron with them, the idiot who left the back door open haha.

Anywhere for you nerds out there, here is the spec.

Base:

Processor
* Intel Core i7-965 - 3.2GHz EE PHOBOS OC (250)

Motherboard:
* BFG Approved Intel X58-Based - Supports NVIDIA SLI (3-Way/Quad) (0)

Graphic Cards:
* Two BFG GeForce GTX 295 1.79GB PHOBOS OC (Quad SLI) (700)

Memory:
* 12GB PC3-10666 DDR3 - 1333MHz (100)

Operating System:
* Microsoft Vista Ultimate 64-bit (0)

Add a Graphics Card for Dedicated PhysX Processing:
* Add BFG GeForce GTX 285 1GB PHOBOS OC for PhysX (200)


Storage:

Storage
* Western Digital Velociraptor 300GB (250)
* Western Digital Velociraptor 300GB (250)
* Western Digital Velociraptor 300GB (250)
* Western Digital Velociraptor 300GB (250)

Optical Drives:
* Panasonic Blu-ray BD-RE / DVD-RW / CD-RW (700)
* Panasonic Blu-ray BD-RE / DVD-RW / CD-RW (700)

Power Supply:
* BFG 1200 Watt Power Supply (0)

Add In Cards:

Network Card
* Killer NIC M1 Gaming Network Card - PCI (250)

Sound Card:
* Creative X-FI Titanium 7.1 Surround - PCI Express (0)

TV Tuner Card:
* Dual TV-Tuner & Encoder (130)


Software:
Antivirus and Internet Security: Norton 360 Security

Benchmarking: 3DMark Vantage - Basic Edition

DVD and Burning Software: Nero 9 DVD and Burning Software:

Cyberlink Power DVD 8

Productivity (Choose only one Office version): Microsoft Office 2007

Professional Productivity (Choose only one Office version): Adobe Acrobat Standard

Photo and Video Editing: Adobe Premiere and Photoshop Elements

Bundle Games: Need for Speed: Undercover

Games: Grand Theft Auto IV

Games: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

Games: Microsoft Flight Simulator X

Games: Fallout 3

Games: Call of Duty: World at War

Games: Farcry 2

Free Popular Applications: Apple iTunes

Free Popular Applications: Valve Steam Game Client

Free Popular Applications: Mozilla Firefox Web Browser

Extras:

Monitors: Samsung SyncMaster LN40A650 40" 1080p LCD TV / Display
Samsung SyncMaster 245T 24- $750
Samsung SyncMaster 245T 24- $750

Mice: Logitech MX Air Rechargeable Cordless Mouse

Speakers: Logitech Z-5500 5.1 Surround

Headphones and Headsets: Sennheiser PC350 Headset


Universal Remotes (Media Center): Gyration Air Music Remote IR/RF

Keyboards: Logitech G19 Wired Gaming Keyboard

Game Controllers: Saitek X52 Flight Control Joystick

Game Controllers: Microsoft Xbox 360 Wireless Controller for PC

Game Controllers: Logitech MOMO Racing Wheel & Footpedals

External Storage: WD My Book Mirror Edition 2TB

External Device: Logitech QuickCam Orbit 2.0 Megapixel PC Camera

Power/UPS: APC Back-UPS BR1500LCD 900W/1500VA Batt. Back Up w/ LCD

Service:

Warranty
* 3 Year Phobos Warranty (500)

File Transfer:
* One Computer or External Device (0)

Installation Type:
* Home Theater ()

Network Setup:
* Wireless ()

1 comment:

abby. said...

alright...all I understood was 'computer' and $17K! Please tell me in that list was a function that cleans your house and cooks you dinner...does it make counterfeit money??? If anything in the specs included a severed head I am really going to be upset!