Friday, 13 March 2009

Dont be giving me attitude biatch!

Ok so I got a new phone (AN IPHONE :) ) and you have to go through that horrible process of adding numbers to it and sending people messages to say this is your new number and deciding who to send it too.

I counted 12 girls numbers on my phone and I cant remember who they are and I realised im a bit of a whore. So they didnt get sent a message. Anyway I texted this one girl I had seen a few times and I kind of let it fizzle out and she didnt really like this. So she sent me a few messages about my iphone will break and I will probably lose it and blah blah blah i have a new boyfriend he's great more blah blah blah

"Dude you need to relax, you should really talk to Ferris...."

Well she rang me and went apeshit and I couldnt stop laughing at the poor girl.

I know ive been blowing my own trumpet a bit in this blog but its Friday, another week has gone by where I haven't been given the bullet, I won money on the horses, I just looked in the mirror and I think im getting better looking with age.

Sometimes you have to remind yourself how much of a fuckin rockstar you really are!

4 comments:

ana. said...

blah blah blah I've got an iphone, I am the worlds biggest hero! : )


You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much...people think she's a whore.

magnumlady said...

I just found your blog...you made me laugh, have fun with the iphone.

PaddyInEngland said...

@ana - Yes I am!

@magnumlady - Id bite your choc ice anyday!

Quickroute said...

just got an iPhone meself - I feel 6 inches taller!