Sunday, 4 January 2009

Bowser and the Princesses?



I have been playing Nintendo games for as long as I can remember and was first in line for Mario Galaxy. The story line has never done it for me though, always thought there was something fuckin wrong with it and they have never fixed it.

What's Bowser's obsession with Princess Daisy originally and now Princess Peach. Does he want to fuck them or just take over the town or what. At least the big green bastard is ambitious, he wants to take over the galaxy now, instead of 8 worlds in the original game. And how come shes so damn easy to kidnap. Every single game starts with Toad fuckin crying to Mario saying the princess has been kidnapped. Well has she not got her own security at this stage?

Oh and princess Daisy is a bit of an auld dog compared to Peach. Why she would be interested in some fat dude with a tash is beyond me. Tashes are so 80's, its time Mario had a shave.

7 comments:

Anthony said...

At the rate they get kidnapped, I'm kinda thinking the princesses are complicit. Conspiracy storylines in Mario may not work though.

paddyinengland said...

why not? we could show Toad betraying the Princess and then going at Mario with an axe

Anonymous said...

This actually made me laugh so hard I snorted....like a pig.

Abby said...

That stash is very 70's almost like a short fat cartoon Magnum PI...its total Porn tash! Hey, and isn't Mario a plummer? Plumers drink beer because they hate their station in life so that explains the beer gut. Also the poor guy was chased by a barrel throwing monkey for years ....give the guy a break!

PaddyInEngland said...

DONKEY KONG! what a game! And the beginning of all this madness. Mario was then called jumpman. If you havent already seen the King of Kong check it out, definately the best video game documentary ever made. I fuckin hate Billy Mitchell.

"I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I play video games, which I think is a far superior addiction to any of those other ones."

English Mum said...

Heh. This made me laugh. I live with a bunch of Mario obsessives. My Hubby actually bought the Wii just for Mario Galaxy. It's hardly been used since.

Oh and BTW...one of my kids once asked me if Mario and Luigi were like...well, you know...

PaddyInEngland said...

Haha, I dont think Mario is but Luigi always has seemed a bit fruity. But Mario and Luigi are brothers so I hope...well,you know...

Marios full name is Mario Luigi and Luigis full name is Luigi Mario, I learnt this from watching the horribly bad Mario Brothers Movie.