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Sunday, 4 January 2009
Bowser and the Princesses?
I have been playing Nintendo games for as long as I can remember and was first in line for Mario Galaxy. The story line has never done it for me though, always thought there was something fuckin wrong with it and they have never fixed it.
What's Bowser's obsession with Princess Daisy originally and now Princess Peach. Does he want to fuck them or just take over the town or what. At least the big green bastard is ambitious, he wants to take over the galaxy now, instead of 8 worlds in the original game. And how come shes so damn easy to kidnap. Every single game starts with Toad fuckin crying to Mario saying the princess has been kidnapped. Well has she not got her own security at this stage?
Oh and princess Daisy is a bit of an auld dog compared to Peach. Why she would be interested in some fat dude with a tash is beyond me. Tashes are so 80's, its time Mario had a shave.