Ma: "Hows work?"
Ma: "I seen your sisters engagement ring at the weekend. There going to get engaged on valenties i think."
me: "How much did it cost?"
Ma: "Around 7 thousand."
Ma: "Have you got a lady for valentines day?"
me: "Unless, I find one on the way home."
She tells my father what I said, he laughs too.
Ma: "Make sure its not a street monkey."
I was in work using there phone to call internationally as I wouldnt dream of wasting my money. So naturally i burst out laughing on my headset and the whole office was staring at me. I wasnt sure if my mother was being racist or talking about prostitutes but she hadnt said something to me like this before and I couldnt stop laughing.
me: "I dont think thats the politically correct term, i better go."
coke, mousse and snes
8 years ago